Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs.
me as a prom dj
"time to slow things down a little blt"
*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
Oh sweet baby jeebus.
i actually had to stop watching this show for a little bit because it scared me so much. now i wish it was still that scary
Now it is all emotional and it scares me a lot more.. and I cry a lot more…:D
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
I fucking luxury cruise that shit.
|—||Every shipper (via biatch-with-wifi)|
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”