My Secret Life as a Fangirl.

balthstiel:

Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son

n4rc1ss1st:

me:image

you:image

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

sarcastic-snowflake:

why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs. 

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

dek-says-so:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

queen-fallen-angel:

cautious-fallen-angel:

curlyquedork:

#I WANT THIS BACK #I WANT TO BE SCARED BY THIS SHOW AGAIN #LEGITIMATELY #ACTUALLY #SCARED #BUGS #WOMAN IN WHITE #DEAD IN THE WATER #EVE #LILITH #SCARECROW #SCARED

i actually had to stop watching this show for a little bit because it scared me so much. now i wish it was still that scary

Now it is all emotional and it scares me a lot more.. and I cry a lot more…:D

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

I don’t just ship it
I fucking luxury cruise that shit.
Every shipper (via biatch-with-wifi)
iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

"Jared Padalecki hates women" 

"Jared Padalecki doesn’t want women on the show"

"Jared Padalecki thinks women in shows only lead to romance"